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#1.    Top ten signs you're to old to Trick or Treat
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Top ten signs you're to old to Trick or Treat

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

and the number 1 sign you're too old to Trick or Treat....

1. You keep going home to use the restroom

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OMG ... I can't stop laughing!!! This is to funny. icon_mrgreen.gif icon_razz.gif icon_mrgreen.gif TY for the sore stomach Taut!
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